Thursday 28 June 2012

I saw Churchill,Sadam,Bush and Bob Marley


Winston Churchill was enjoying a plate of pork chow at "Talk of the Town",BT Road. Saddam Hussein and George Bush were also there at a table sharing a plate of Singju. Winston Churchill said to Sadam Hussein,"Boy,battles are won by slaughter and maneuver." Saddam was sad already,nodded and then said,"Yes,you're right. Bush slaughtered me and look,now he has my oil" Bush argued,"Look Mohammed, I ain't he President nomore. Barack Obama has your oil. Don't frame me in it." Sitting at a table near the corner, Bob Marley filled his "kangkar" with ganja and pacified both,"don't worry brothers,he's a buffalo soldier. Listen to my songs and smoke weed. It cures even constipation."

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